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Joke of the Day

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"

"Why were the sneakers so sad? Because they had ten issues."

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"Did you hear about the zombie that went vegan? He called his decision a no-brainer"

"What do Trump and his supporters NOT have in common? His supporters have a blind trust."

"[on a date] *showing her pics of my pet lizards* ME: ""and I named this one Queen Elizardbeth"" HER: ""I must have sex with you immediately"""

"Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!"

"Tell me somethig dirty... VW Jetta 2.0 TDI"

"I'm such a slave to the man working on a Saturday night. A drunk slave but whatever. Atleast my e-mails to my boss are hilarious now."

"If she shovels shit at the local zoo, then she's a keeper"