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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot."
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"There are two kinds of woman who never complain. GIFs and JPGs"
"Like a Boss - Employee Gets Owned! Boss: ""Send me one of your funny jokes."" Employee: ""I'm working at the moment. I will send you one later."" Boss: ""That was fantastic! Send me another one!"""
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"What do you call a weird Russian? Off-Putin."
"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."
"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."
"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."
"Why did the rope not get any presents? Because he was knotty."
"The Strongman by Everhard Muscles"