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Joke of the Day
"How does a one liner hurt its readers? With its punchline"
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"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."
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"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."