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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"

"god: behold, my creatio-- people: some rocks are more important than others god: what? people: i would literally kill for the yellow rock"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."

"My friends said I looked kinda like Hitler from the side I'm laterally Hitler"

"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"

"What do I know about dwarves? Very little."

"I broke my leg while visiting America At least I got a good taste of their hospitality."

"Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore."

"I'm bad at misleading people Not"

"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"