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Joke of the Day
"My friends said I looked kinda like Hitler from the side I'm laterally Hitler"
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"Put your family down and pay attention to your phone."
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"putting 'official' in your username to let all of your 37 followers know it's the real you"
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"So I heard Robin Williams' new stand up failed. It was a little shaky at first but he really choked in the end."