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"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"
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"Yoda tells a joke at the annual Christmas party. Why was five afraid of seven? Because Six Seven Eight"
"What does A&W stand for? 'Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one."
"A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tries to board an airplane... and the flight attendant says, ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one carrion."""
"Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It was dreadful"
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"
"Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head."
"What are the two most important holes on a woman? The Nostrils. So she can breathe while giving me a blow job. *My 10 year old brother told me this today"
"Texas principal: If that's a homemade clock and not a bomb, what time is it? Muslim student: Time for a lawsuit."
"How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs."