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Joke of the Day
"You have so much potential But no kinetic energy, therefore you will never go anywhere in life."
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"What has 2 eyes, 2 belly buttons and 2 legs? 2 pirates."
"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."
"Husband to daughter's boyfriend... ...""Glad to finally meet you. I've noticed you in our food budget for some time now."""
"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"
"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"
"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"
"1 out of 5 dentists is illiterate, and could not complete the survey."
"Marriage - Some days are just tough I look forward to those"