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Joke of the Day

"Your password must contain a character still living in Game of Thrones ****** Password expired ****** Password expired ****** Password ex..."

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"

"What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common? They both love cracking open a cold one!"

"Every room in my house has a stained-glass window. Maybe I should wash them sometime...."

"These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before."

"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."

"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"

"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."

"My ransom was dropped from $30,000 to fifty bucks when my parents told my kidnappers it'd take 2 days to come up with the money."

"Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives? Because ""Islam gives women equal rights!"""