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Joke of the Day
"These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before."
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"Knock knock Who's There? Adjust. Adjust who? Adjust lost the game."
"What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!"
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"Not being able to read because your book ran out of batteries is a pretty hilarious first-world problem."
"Radio One has banned its DJs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young."
"Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point."
"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."
"""WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all."" --General Tso"
"A crowd of theater fanatics walk into a bar. They go to the bartender and say, ""One round please."" ""A round of what?"" The bartender asks. ""A round of *applause*!"" They all scream in unison."