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Joke of the Day
"What's a scientist's favorite shade of blue? Cyan-tific."
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"Michael Gove as Education Secretary"
"Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree."
"So you could say USA nuked Japan in the woman's world cup. Too soon?"
"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""
"Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book? It's called ""One More Thyme"""
"What do you call a electric Volkswagen? A **Volts**wagon"
"No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?"
"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog"