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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
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"Did you hear what happened when the Pope went to mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
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"What did the egg say to the boiler water? It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night."
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