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Joke of the Day
"What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start."
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"What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician? I can't see you anymore."
"Why do you like little kids...? They have to use TWO hands."
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"
"A baby seal Walks into a club"
"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."
"My stats teachet said I was just average What a mean thing to say"
"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""
"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"
"Yelling at a dog... Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog just probably thinks, 'Awesome, now we are both barking!'"