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Joke of the Day
"What smells bad and sounds like a bell? Dung! Get it?!"
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"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."
"Wife: You were right. Me: Say it again. Wife: You were right. Me: Again. Wife: You were right. Me: One more time. Wife: You wer- *wakes up*"
"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."
"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."
"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."
"I watched Cinderella backwards today..."
"What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block."
"Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder."