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Joke of the Day
"Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we can still kick their asses at kickboxing."
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"How does the Catholic Church make their holy water? They boil the hell out of it."
"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"
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"Shout out to old guy behind counter who started coughing really hard, drank some water, recovered, chuckled, and said ""Not today!"""
"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."
"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."