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Joke of the Day
"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."
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"I gave my 1yo a chocolate covered raisin. He chewed, paused, then gave me a look that told me he will never trust another human being again."
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"Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat."
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"Just saw a doctor eating an apple. My whole life is a lie."