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Joke of the Day
"Hey, guy who named the mustache Hair lip was available"
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"My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore."
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"What do you call your girlfriend after a tough workout? Sorbet"
"If animals took over the world, what would be they're first decree? O'LAMACARE!!!!!"
"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."
"Why are the Jews angry about the new $20 bill? Because it's only worth $12 now"
"So I was having sex the other day... I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose..."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door? Matt. ...floating in your pool? Bob. ...hanging on your wall? Art. ... water skiing? Skipper."
"What's a thot's favorite animal? A cock-a-too! I'll show myself the door..."