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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."
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"I can't stand being in a wheelchair."
"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"
"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."
"Things I hate: lists, Oxford commas, and irony."
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"
"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? The people in the world trade center, these mother fuckers blew threw a hundred stories in two seconds!"
"I have read so many things about the impact of smoking and drinking alcohol I think I will quit reading soon."