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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between soap and SOPA? You won't get fucked if you drop SOPA."

"What two planets should we keep clean? Earth and Uranus."

"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."

"Oh, you're a fan of The Chainsmokers? Name 3 chains they've smoked"

"Did you hear about the one-armed man that robbed the bank? He did it single-handedly."

"Did you hear about the perverted statistician? Standard deviation wasn't enough for him anymore..."

"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."

"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter."