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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist"
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"A man is in urgent need for transplant buttocks after an accident. Doctors report no end in sight."
"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."
"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""
"the sign at this subway bathroom says employees must wash hands. ive been waiting for them to come wash my hands for an hour. nothing."
"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"You know what they say about a man with cold hands...... No gloves."
"What are golfers afraid of? The bogey monster"
"A whale is having a conversation with its son. Son: ""Hey Dad, where did I come from?"" Dad: ""From my dick, son"" Son: ""Uhhh, thanks?"" Dad: ""You're whalecum"""