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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who hates fat people? Weighcist"
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"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""
"What do you call a black man that flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist!"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was going down the road and turned into a field."
"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."
"My online boyfriend loves me so much that once I put my money in his PayPal account he is coming to visit me."
"A slang word for player is playa. Playa means beach. Beach sounds like bitch. Bitch ends like sandwich. Now I'm hungry and confused."
"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work."
"What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym? ...Mussolini"