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Joke of the Day

"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"

"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"

"Hello darkness my old friend, I fell and broke the lamp again"

"Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles? Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11."

"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"

"Accidentally ran the wash with Ecstasy still in a back pocket. Now my jeans are freaking out, and the zipper won't stop grinding its teeth."

"Chicken Crossing Joke Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To show the deer how to do it."

"24 astronauts were born in Ohio. What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?"

"have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison"

"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."