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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"
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"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."
"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."
"They won't admit the Egypt flight crashed... ...because they're all in *da nile.*"
"I started working for a company that made hinges It really opened a lot of doors for me"
"Life is like toilet paper... Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"
"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."