43881
Joke of the Day
"Good looks are a bonus, humour is a must."
Next Joke
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it."
"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""
"What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show? A Han Solo performance."
"I told my wife ..... I'm going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, ""You can't be serious""!!!"
"What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc? What's up Doc?' Check for bugs in your system."
"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"
"Me: What happened to all the bourbon? Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken. Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken."
"It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house"
"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."