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Joke of the Day

"When I see people jogging outside I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting ""Eye of the Tiger"" just to give them motivation."

"How are dumb blondes like peanut butter? They spread for the bread"

"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."

"Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid"""

"What do we want? -SHITTY MUSIC COMPILATIONS! When do we want them? -NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL MUSIC"

"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""

"When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is ""I think of you all the time dear"" & not ""Sex with who?""."

"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"

"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."

"My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit"