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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one made any sandwiches."
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"What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo? The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit."
"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."
"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."
"My New Year's Resolution was to stop making innuendo jokes about my sexual stamina. Day two and so far so good. I just hope I can keep it up."
"Wanna See a perfect Relationship? You Wanna See A Perfect Relationship? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Watch A Movie... :P Coz it is possible in movies only."
"What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use? Sprint"
"My mother is my travel agent for guilt trips."
"What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions? An emo-g "
"What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!"