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Joke of the Day
"What does a church shooting sound like? Pew! Pew!"
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"What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever"
"What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."
"I'm so poor... I can't even **pay** attention"
"If a threesome is with three people, and a twosome is with two people.... does that mean im handsome?"
"What's the crackhead's favorite song? I wanna rock!"
"If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can't afford 3) Periods 4) Men"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room"
"Pampered Cow What do you get from a pampered cow?"
"I'm not scared I'll end up in an asylum after a breakdown. I'm scared someone will record it on their phone and I'll end up on a GIF."