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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when einstein jacks off???? a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)"
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"What kind of blood did the mna have who culdn't spel right? Typo."
"6 more days, guys.. That's December 26. The day everybody puts their shitty Xmas gifts on Ebay so poor people, like me, can buy them!"
"If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work."
"Two gay guys are standing on a corner when a hot man walks by. Gay man 1 leans over and says, ""See that guy? He's a good fuck."" Gay man 2 says, ""No shit?"" Gay man 1 replies, ""Well, hardly any."""
"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."
"The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow"
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."
"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."
"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"