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Joke of the Day

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. How long it took for you to figure it out?"

"I dated this Muslim girl once... She was the bomb!"

"What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now its too offensive to talk about."

"What do you call an immature carrot? A baby carrot."

"mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's ""Love Story"" in the car on the way over] me: Yes"

"I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store... I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'."

"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"

"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."

"Definition of Rap Songs: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."