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Joke of the Day

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. How long it took for you to figure it out?"

"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"

"As a kid, I was always scared of the dentist. He was a pedophile. You wouldn't believe the fillings he gave me."

"Why was the mentally challenged midget crying? He was a little down."

"A Nobel prize winner posts to Reddit... (Fart sounds)"

"What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair? Time to buy a new chair."

"Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes."

"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"

"At first it was ""Okay"" and then ""ok"" and now ""k"" and soon it will disappear and you'll all regret it."

"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."