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Joke of the Day
"One of my mates told me that he has a pregnant rabbit. It has an ingrown hare,"
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"""Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* ""Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"""
"Q: What's red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint."
"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet."
"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."
"Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian? A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it."
"I am not an accident waiting to happen. I am an accident. Happening."
"So my friend asks me if I like the genre Metal... I told him that I don't know what a genre is, but I do like copper and steel."
"How many Mexicans does it take to... ...Oh shit, they're done"
"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."