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Joke of the Day

"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."

"What is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold."

"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"

"Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate."

"What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common? You don't see either one coming."

"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses? Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub? Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry."

"The only thing sadder than doing nothing with our lives, is spending our time watching others do the same. #RealityTV"

"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"

"Apparently it's 'inappropriate' to show up at your therapist's home to swim in her new pool even though your 'boundary issues' paid for it."