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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny? Something punny."
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"Why does Eatern Europe always fail their test? Because they're always russian to finnish first."
"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"
"The worst part about watching Ronda Rousey fight: it's hard to rub one out in under a minute."
"There are two good reasons never to drink water from the toilet. No 1 and No 2s!"
"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."
"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"
"SON: Mom, Grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die, not mine."
"Never try to kill a termite with a napkin. It'll only get bigger."
"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"