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Joke of the Day

"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym"

"Reddit, Funnyjunk, and Digg walk into a bar. They all see 4chan and say to the bartender: ""I'll have what he's having."""

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways."

"LOOK A UFO! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy."

"Been watching television without eating. I feel like I'm working."

"Why did santa and Mrs. Claus go to marriage counseling? Santa only cums once a year."

"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"

"Perfect example of good & Bad luck Wind blows a girls skirts high (Good luck) At the same time dust falls into the boys eyes (Bad luck)"

"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"