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Joke of the Day

"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"

"yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down."

"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"

"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""

"A woman said to me, ""Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?"" I said, ""No, nobody."" She said, ""They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."""

"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"

"Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years."

"What's 18 inches, stiff and makes girls cry all night? Cot death"

"Go green by saying no to diapers. Simply swap out your poop-covered baby for a clean one."

"Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck."