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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways."
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"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin."
"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."
"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"Heard a good joke about Hillary Clinton's email scandal TOP SECRET"
"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."
"Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up"
"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"
"What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio"