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Joke of the Day
"You know you're getting old when A fart throws out your back"
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"Why do Asian students do so well in school? Because an Asian without A's is a sin"
"Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31=DEC 25"
"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog."
"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."
"Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own."
"I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened."
"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."
"God is everywhere and knows everything? God sounds a lot like my ex-wife."