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Joke of the Day

"If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door."

"I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby. I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall."

"I dumped my blind fiance yesterday. She never saw it coming."

"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."

"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""

"How come Spider-Man didn't get the most obvious spider trait? Black."

"Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine?"

"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"

"What do you call a black person that can fly a plane? A pilot, you racist fucks. P.S Wasn't that well received in anti-jokes, so I figured it might work better here."