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Joke of the Day
"Medical problems are the #1 cause of death."
Next Joke
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."
"Why is a UTI such a bad thing? Because it means urine trouble"
"FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim"
"We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes."
"One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK then it's you."
"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""
"Hand me the Phillips screwdriver, babe. No, the Phillips. NO. Ok look, hand me the thing you stabbed me with on New Year's. Thanks pumpkin!"
"How do you get two priest to fight to the death? Throw a small boy between them. How do you kill the other you ask? Throw in Michael Jackson."
"There was a shooting at the Apple store last night. There were no iWitnesses."