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Joke of the Day
"I dumped my blind fiance yesterday. She never saw it coming."
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"What does a violin player use as birth control? Their personality"
"My girlfriend says she's going to leave me because I have a gambling problem But I think she's bluffing."
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's disgusting. You shouldn't tell people that."
"They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots."
"What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!"
"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other is a little lighter..."
"Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."