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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."
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"I think I could start a pretty successful company that makes nothing but excuses."
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"All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married. I'm just getting more awesome."
"What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse? The hell out of there."
"VIAGRA BASAL SPRAY VIAGRA ANNOUNCED A NASAL SPRAY VERSION. WILL THAT TURN GUYS INTO DICKHEADS"
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Roll her over in flour and find the wet spot"
"My debit card got stolen at the gym which is fine because i will still continue to go so that I can train to fight the person who stole it"
"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."