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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."
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"Why is it called the ""funny bone"" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles? Because it's humerus."
"So they have warning signs for drivers to look out for pedestrians on their cell phone now. Put up warning signs for pedestrians that the driver might be looking at their cellphone. Problem solved"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man One can go into the store without robbin"
"Knock knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up!"
"My superpower is predicting the exact day I'll need something that sat idle in a drawer for months so I can throw it away the day before."
"People that pronounce vase like ""voz"" make me want to punch them in the foz."
"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."
"What is long, green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"