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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You staple food to the ceiling."
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"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "
"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."
"Worst joke I know. How do you make a 5 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their favorite teddybear."
"DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don't even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*"
"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."
"Woke up this morning after a hard night of boozing, stepped on the scale and I lost 3 pounds. There ya have it. Dignity weighs 3 pounds."
"The Beatles were so full of shit. They only used that yellow submarine residence for tax purposes."
"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"
"Wait what do you mean Jesus loves me? Did he say something to you? OMG I'm freaking out right now tell me his exact words."