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Joke of the Day

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"Did you know the ninjas have gotten together and formed a union? They strike from the shadows."

"I was gonna make a joke about butts Butt fuck it."

"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"I asked my friend from North Korea how it was to live there. He said he couldn't complain."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn't wake him until 3."

"If you were on top of a pile of gay guys... would you get off?"

"How do fat women defy physics? Because the heavier they get, the easier they are to pick up."

"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"Me: ..and a small sprite. McDonald's Girl: Want a large? All sizes are only $.99 Me: I ASKED FOR SMALL YOU DIABETES PEDDLER ok gimme a large"