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Joke of the Day

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot"

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"TIFU by eating my boss' sandwich and getting fired. Oops. Wrong sub."

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"

"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."

"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"

"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."

"My grandpa always said, it's good to meet a girl in the park... But it's better to park your meat in a girl."

"Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised? Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it's 20% off."

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"