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Joke of the Day
"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."
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"How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs. .2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong."
"Squirrel sex What did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? Best nut of my life"
"I was told to do what I love I went to sleep."
"What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails"
"Nightclub bouncers find me so attractive that they ask me to stand next to them while they make everyone else go inside."
"The bad news is I don't know what I'm doing with my life. The good news is I no longer give a crap."
"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"
"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""