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Joke of the Day

"If a king runs a kingdom and an emporer runs an empire. Who's about to run this country? Yea that"

"Some friends of mine had a baby. They didn't want to know what sex it was, instead they just preferred to wait, and see how much it earned."

"""I sit on my ass looking at the web all day."" a spider"

"What'd the Mexican say when he was upset? I don't want to taco bout it."

"I'm really good mates with 25 letters out of the alphabet I don't know why"

"My favorite sex move is ""The JFK"" That's where I splatter all over her face while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store is free yet?"

"What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother? I've cleaned up and found Jesus."

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."