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Joke of the Day

"What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother? I've cleaned up and found Jesus."

"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"What would Chrysler's version of the Ford Focus be called? Chrysler Concentrate"

"What do you call a blue-eyed blonde that doesn't eat meat? A vegetaryan"

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single"

"I wrote a haiku about admins and mods [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed]"

"What do you call jokes on Reddit? Sit-down comedy"

"After the Heimlich maneuver what's the best way to stop someone from choking? To pull it out."