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Joke of the Day

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms? It's testicle physics."

"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"

"I was gonna make a gay joke... Butt fuck it..."

"What is the name of the secret society of weavers? I-loom-'n'-I-tie"

"243 [Slightly NSFW] You asked for it :D Edit: Holy hell this one actually got some attention."

"If my wife made whiskey, I'd love her still."

"Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."

"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."