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Joke of the Day

"I aint racist! I LOVE NASCAR!"

"I told someone my name and they said, ""That's unusual. You don't hear that every day."" Actually, I do."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is monogamy."

"According to my bank account, I'm Rich! Rich Anderson, the name of the man whose identity I stole."

"I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."

"Abraham Lincoln was better at finishing plays than the Seahawks."

"Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart"

"My name is Frank Ulman; my friends call me F.U. I guess that makes me F.U. the first; so if I have a son, he will be F.U.2"

"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"