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Joke of the Day

"Why will the next IPhones be the hottest best selling phones? Because they'll be sexy(6c) and a success(6s)"

"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in puddles of vomit."

"What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head? ""I have only my shelf to blame"""

"Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue."

"Donald Trump if elected President will change the name of his plane Hair Force One"

"my plan for the day is to lay on the floor and not move"

"I put another shrimp on the barbie and now Ken is all pissed off."

"*opens front door to see Christmas carolers singing Please, I have a family"

"Toy Story 5: Jason Statham must deliver the last iPad to Uganda, in a prius, and he has to drift the entire trip or the car will explode"