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Joke of the Day
"If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler."
Next Joke
"I always buy a woman a popsicle on the first date to get a feel for how things might go later."
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
"Why is Ohio State's basketball team so good? ~~Because they have great shooters~~ Because they drive and cut extremely well Thanks for nothing /r/news!"
"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."
"When I heard they had found the cure for dyslexia.. It was like music to my arse"
"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"
"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number."
"Why is Italy shaped like a boot? Well, can't fit that much shit in a sneaker!"