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Joke of the Day

"If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler."

"Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months? Because the box said 2-4 years!"

"Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane? Do I really have to answer that? Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel?"

"Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party? Because they were 50% off!"

"What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn ""o"" into an ""O""."

"George Washington wasn't arrogant, but he did predict the $1 bill would contain his likeness. In that regard, he was on the money."

"Ambulances are the original Transformers because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses"

"Haircuts are great because I did none of the work but get all of the credit."

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"

"Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"""