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Joke of the Day

"Woke up so hungry I could eat my own cooking!"

"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."

"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"

"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"

"Transvestite joke What's the best part of sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"

"I love you more... - Darling, I feel that you love football more than me. - Honey, but I love you more than hockey."

"What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it? A 20 dollar bill"

"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."