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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"
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"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"
"British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough, use an ashtray."
"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"
"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."
"I still miss my ex-girlfriend occasionally Sometimes I'll get to my hiding spot outside her bedroom window just minutes after she's left"
"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."
"A wife is like a hand grenade. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."
"What do you call a special kid's computer? (Xpost - r/imgoingtohellforthis) System of a Down"
"Coworker: What's your phone number? *looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker...."