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Joke of the Day

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. 7 also got herpes from 14 and stabbed 23 through 30 in a gang fight."

"If Amy Poehler was a cold front.... She'd be the Poehler Vortex"

"If Math was a dick, I'd be gay. Because I suck at it."

"Spoiler: Ramsay Bolton wouldn't be a good employer... Because he killed Osha."

"What's the worst thing about owning a dildo farm? Squatters."

"""Did you hear that one famous rapper declared bankruptcy?"" Yeah...he probably only has 50 cents now."

"I just found that there's such a thing as a cheese shop and now I'm changing my vacation plans."

"Silly Boy Boy: where are you going now? Girl: For suicide.. Boy: Then, why so much make-up? Girl: You idiot.... Tomorrow my photo will come in Newspaper..!!"

"What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk."

"Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not."